Saturday, December 24, 2005
Laloo playing Musical Chairs
Musical Chair is among the most popular party games where you move around set of chairs along with the music and as soon as it stops, you need to sit down at any chair to avoid being caught and penalized. In politics too, we often see leaders shuffling their portfolios as if they are playing musical chairs in the Parliament.
Yesterday night, I was dead tired after attending the party where this game was played. Somehow, current political issues like pathetic conditions in Bihar debated in the office were also knocking at my sub-conscious mind.
Hence as soon as I went to sleep, I see a new kind of gaming experience that can even run Sony Play station for its money. I saw our most respected leader Laloo Prasad Yadav playing musical chair in the Parliament. At times, he was on the Prime Minister’s seat, Finance Minister seat, Tourism Minister seat and even relaxed for a while on IT Minister’s seat.
I was out struck with this event and my mind threw lobby of questions that what Laloo would have done if he had given with actual responsibility of managing some of the key govt portfolios. Here is my view: -
1) Prime Minister Laloo Prasad Yadav: - As soon as Laloo being provided the Prime Minister’s chair, he will provide the perfect solution to solve Kashmir problem once in for all. Using his efficient communication skills, he will bargain with the US and Pakistan to handover Kashmir to India and offer them in lieu, the unconditional rule of Bihar for next 50 years… Also, he will announce running 10 daily flights between Patna and Lahore at nominal rates so that labor force from Bihar can get regular employment in the Walled City. Is it fair call Laloo “Santa Claus of Bihar??” J
2) Finance Minister Laloo Prasad Yadav: - If Laloo being provided with Finance Minister’s seat, a new wave of reforms can be expected from him. Taking cue from current financial reforms, we will expect Laloo to dilute govt stake in the President House and hand over its shares/revenues to a MNC where the son of his father’s nephew’s daughter is the owner. Also, we can expect historical places like Taj Mahal and India Gate is given under mortgage to get loans at attractive prices from ADB or The World Bank. Under him, whether India will glitter or gloom is yet to be seen?? J
3) Tourism Minister Laloo Prasad Yadav: - If you feel suspicious of his performance as a Tourism Minister, you are probably underestimating his abilities. Recent survey in Pakistan indicates Laloo among the top leaders, in terms of popularity, who ever visited the state of Pakistan. We have also seen Laloo soft toys selling like hot cake in markets today. No wonders, you will see Laloo mascot welcoming you when you arrive on Delhi’s international airport if he is appointed as the Tourism Minister. J
4) IT Minister Laloo Prasad Yadav: - My Dear friend, if you are laughing imagining Laloo as an IT minister, please first look at his 22nd Century ideas. Laloo’s vision belongs to next century when every household will have its own family call center where they will help politicians all over the world on how to use cattle as a tool to enhance personal financial prosperity.
Besides, recent rumors within the business circles indicate that Laloo, in view of recent environmental and law and order issues, is contemplating imposing ban on all call center cabs. Indeed, he is planning to introduce bullock carts in place of these cabs to fetch professionals from their house. J Who knows in next few years, you will see your mother fetching the chaara to bullock who has come to pick you for the office? J Hrrppp Basanti… J
5) Health Minister Laloo Prasad Yadav: - Laloo is geared up with full vigor to compete with China when he will be assigned as the Health Minister. Visualizing huge potential for Outsourcing work in the future, Laloo will change the theme “Hum Do, Hamaare Do” to “Hum Do, Hamaare Nau (nine)” to increase India’s population / future employees manifold times. We all are highly hopeful that under his experienced guidance, we will be able to defeat China in at least one front. J
While I was in midst of this amazing dream, my mother came and kicked me for sleeping till 11:00 AM in the morning, thereby, finishing my interesting Laloo’s dreamzzzz. Well, I heard that morning dreams always come fulfill…. Will that dream become a reality??? Your say…
Friends, do not forget to post your comments and share your thoughts on Laloo and how much do you rate his abilities in managing key portfolios in the government??? Well, we all are waiting for your answer….
Yesterday night, I was dead tired after attending the party where this game was played. Somehow, current political issues like pathetic conditions in Bihar debated in the office were also knocking at my sub-conscious mind.
Hence as soon as I went to sleep, I see a new kind of gaming experience that can even run Sony Play station for its money. I saw our most respected leader Laloo Prasad Yadav playing musical chair in the Parliament. At times, he was on the Prime Minister’s seat, Finance Minister seat, Tourism Minister seat and even relaxed for a while on IT Minister’s seat.
I was out struck with this event and my mind threw lobby of questions that what Laloo would have done if he had given with actual responsibility of managing some of the key govt portfolios. Here is my view: -
1) Prime Minister Laloo Prasad Yadav: - As soon as Laloo being provided the Prime Minister’s chair, he will provide the perfect solution to solve Kashmir problem once in for all. Using his efficient communication skills, he will bargain with the US and Pakistan to handover Kashmir to India and offer them in lieu, the unconditional rule of Bihar for next 50 years… Also, he will announce running 10 daily flights between Patna and Lahore at nominal rates so that labor force from Bihar can get regular employment in the Walled City. Is it fair call Laloo “Santa Claus of Bihar??” J
2) Finance Minister Laloo Prasad Yadav: - If Laloo being provided with Finance Minister’s seat, a new wave of reforms can be expected from him. Taking cue from current financial reforms, we will expect Laloo to dilute govt stake in the President House and hand over its shares/revenues to a MNC where the son of his father’s nephew’s daughter is the owner. Also, we can expect historical places like Taj Mahal and India Gate is given under mortgage to get loans at attractive prices from ADB or The World Bank. Under him, whether India will glitter or gloom is yet to be seen?? J
3) Tourism Minister Laloo Prasad Yadav: - If you feel suspicious of his performance as a Tourism Minister, you are probably underestimating his abilities. Recent survey in Pakistan indicates Laloo among the top leaders, in terms of popularity, who ever visited the state of Pakistan. We have also seen Laloo soft toys selling like hot cake in markets today. No wonders, you will see Laloo mascot welcoming you when you arrive on Delhi’s international airport if he is appointed as the Tourism Minister. J
4) IT Minister Laloo Prasad Yadav: - My Dear friend, if you are laughing imagining Laloo as an IT minister, please first look at his 22nd Century ideas. Laloo’s vision belongs to next century when every household will have its own family call center where they will help politicians all over the world on how to use cattle as a tool to enhance personal financial prosperity.
Besides, recent rumors within the business circles indicate that Laloo, in view of recent environmental and law and order issues, is contemplating imposing ban on all call center cabs. Indeed, he is planning to introduce bullock carts in place of these cabs to fetch professionals from their house. J Who knows in next few years, you will see your mother fetching the chaara to bullock who has come to pick you for the office? J Hrrppp Basanti… J
5) Health Minister Laloo Prasad Yadav: - Laloo is geared up with full vigor to compete with China when he will be assigned as the Health Minister. Visualizing huge potential for Outsourcing work in the future, Laloo will change the theme “Hum Do, Hamaare Do” to “Hum Do, Hamaare Nau (nine)” to increase India’s population / future employees manifold times. We all are highly hopeful that under his experienced guidance, we will be able to defeat China in at least one front. J
While I was in midst of this amazing dream, my mother came and kicked me for sleeping till 11:00 AM in the morning, thereby, finishing my interesting Laloo’s dreamzzzz. Well, I heard that morning dreams always come fulfill…. Will that dream become a reality??? Your say…
Friends, do not forget to post your comments and share your thoughts on Laloo and how much do you rate his abilities in managing key portfolios in the government??? Well, we all are waiting for your answer….
